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If you see a zombie servoceman, salute. It's the least you
can do and, all things considered, will help protect your
if he tries to
Speaking of things you wish you didn't
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Teacher: "Okay, Billy. Use the word 'emissions'
in a sentence."
Billy: "Sure... 'She lusted after their genitals
as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emissions
as strong as those of stallions.' Ezekiel 23:20."
Teacher: (sigh) "Okay, I give up. I'll tell your mother
to restore your HBO privileges."
Billy: "And give up Leviticus for True Blood? Fat chance."