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john mccain is against net neutrality


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Don't Touch That Dial!

"Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them." - Albert Einstein

save net neutralityThe 'net? Working like cable TV? Can't happen, right?

Wrong. Imagine this:

Your ISP, and basically there's only two of them now, someday tells you that if you sign on to its service you have to use their proprietary browser. But their browser will only let you go to sites that are approved by the ISP, and those sites just happen to be ones that pay the ISP money to be included in its browser. After all, why should they allow you to waste bandwidth visiting Uncle Fred's Cat-O-Rama if it doesn't put a nickel in their pocket?

In this wretched future you'll be able to shop all day but innovation, the thing that made the internet such a marvel, will be a thing of the past.

It'll be a perfect win-win for commerce and it would look exactly like cable TV in its current incarnation, a one-way thoroughware charging a flat fee whether you watch anything or not. And charging extra for anything beyond the basics.

When cable TV came to my city back in the early 80s there was much skepticism of one company being the gate-keeper for all that information, so we were promised numerous public access facilities to let us make and transmit our own media. For about five years there were three or four channels on the "B" side of the dial filled with all sorts of sometimes delightful, sometimes dreadful home-made lunacy. But, suddenly, those channels disappeared either due to budget cuts or lack of interest. All that was left was exactly what we've got now, a selection we can take or leave.

I, personally, leave it.

The net still holds unending promise as long as its kept out of the money-grubbing hands of corporations, and John McCain's campaign is slopping over with telecommunication lobbyists. Demand that the net be kept neutral, the way it was designed. Vote Obama.

Seriously.

=mike=

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John "Stray Calf" McCain Fun Facts:


For the past ten years John McCain was on the committee to oversee technology, including the internet. In that time America went from #5 in the world to #22 in broadband penetration.

The recently released McCain technology proposal only wants to further consolidate the internet into the hands of media monopolies rather than encourage competition.

An example of how far America has fallen in this regard is France. There you get five times the average American download rate plus cable television plus telephone for half the cost of similar domestic packages.

Half.

If you're interested in learning more, especially about the vital importance of Net Neutrality, go here and view the short video.

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John McCain makes one campaign stop per day these days. One. That's all he's physically capable of.

He also doesn't take questions from the press corp any longer and he used to be famous for his access and condor with the press.

Why the change?

Because off-script he's become a liability as he's so mentally feeble he forgets his talking points. Now his handlers hustle him out, he reads from a few note cards or off a tele-prompter and back on the bus he goes. That's your new puppet Republican.



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