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The Far Left Side Department of commercial excess

Until the book, jewelry and his-and-her submarine divisions of the Far Left Side store pass the FDA sniff-test you'll have to content yourself with the following, somewhat affordable selection of garish t-shirts.

Each one costs a measly $12.99 + shipping and they make a lousy gift for that special someone you've always hated.

Click thumbnails for more detailed versions of the art or
click the trendy, orange "buy" button to satisfy your inexhaustible, pavlovian need to buy more crap.

Excess Baggage

A simple visual metaphor for freedom if I ever saw one.

Sweet Little Suckers

This is a list of flavors I wished Tootsie Pops would  make.

Apple Hell vs. PC Hell

REBOOT! REBOOT! REBOOT!

The Day John Venn Met Leonard Euler

Yes, they "met cute".

Up and Away!

All things considered, I'd have bought one of these.

Easter Trap

Give the Church time. They'll get Halloween, too.

Attack of the Brain Eaters

147 channels and they all want to eat my brain.

A Summer Love

Just like any teenager, all Jesus wanted was a little tail.

Star Trek vs. Star Wars

Who knew speed dating would involve photon torpedos?

Power Trip

Wear this shirt the next time the Jehovah's Witnesses drop by.


The Far Left Side is a merchandised conceit of:

Mike Stanfill, Private Hand
Mike Stanfill, Private Hand
Illustration • Flash Animation • Web Design
www.privatehand.com

With a big old tip o' the store discount to
Gary "Wholesale" Larson